2 COOL 4 GRAD SCHOOL - The fact that you believe that people are “different” proves your anti-egalitarianism. Your lifestyle is dictated by corporate interests that tells you what products you need to consume in order to get accepted. You are pathetic product of marketing. A brand. So stop calling yourself a punk. Life is not about being a “unique person”, but an important piece of an organic union. International unity and shared economic interests trump rhetorical empty hipsterdom. music4robots, Shut up, yuppie scum.

Anonymous asked: The fact that you believe that people are "different" proves your anti-egalitarianism. Your lifestyle is dictated by corporate interests that tells you what products you need to consume in order to get accepted. You are pathetic product of marketing. A brand. So stop calling yourself a punk. Life is not about being a "unique person", but an important piece of an organic union. International unity and shared economic interests trump rhetorical empty hipsterdom. music4robots, Shut up, yuppie scum.

OK, whose feelings did I hurt to provoke these misguided middle school-esque takedowns?

Oh, nevermind. It’ll have to wait; I’m due to worship at the Shrine of Our Lady of Coca-Cola before I’m scheduled to sacrifice myself before His Holiness, Our Lord and Savior Reebok. I’m just a slave to corporate brands, y’all!